Jokes about arguing. The Best 59 Arguments Jokes

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  1. Maktilar

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    And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. My wife and I had a huge argument when she said Jim Morrison was overrated I disagreed and she stormed out, I hate it when she slams the doors. The odds were against me. He said " look hmm me and my wife just got into a big fight and now she's threatening to jump out the window. Man: Listen you idiot. The Legs said that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss. There are also argument puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
    The Best 66 Argument Jokes - Jokes about arguing. Quotes & Jokes about Arguments
     
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    A big list of argument jokes! of them, in fact! Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond!There was a problem completing your request.
     
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    A big list of argue jokes! 54 of them, in fact! Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond!My wife and I were having an argument the other day.
     
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    Quotes & Jokes about Arguments. 43 quotes. Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.A bottle of beer, a mirror, and a condom were having an argument Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!
     
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    Oct 8, - The Number One Rule in Arguments: If you're losing the argument, start correcting their grammar. #funny.We've been married for 40 years!
     
  6. Tukree

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    Great thinkers speak the truth in these quotes about how to stop fighting and arguing. Sign Up. Enjoy the BEST stories, advice & jokes!Gorilla Warfare.
     
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    Don't get into trouble". says her husband. He drove the car down the road and parked it. Walking back he could hear a heated argument between his wife and some.They all stand on a stage in front of the people and drop their pants one by one.
     
  8. Kajijora

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    Buy Hilarious Pun Word Play Joke Fighting Potato Couple Argument T-Shirt: Shop top fashion brands T-Shirts at bestinternettvbox.online ✓ FREE DELIVERY and Returns.The American glances at the bodybuilder and is about to argue when Satan interrupts him, -Everyone can choose 1 thing to place at your back a
     
  9. Maurr

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    NSFW what'd the sodomite say to his spouse after an argument lets put a plug in it.
     
  10. Fenrigrel

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    Previous page.
     
  11. Gardajind

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    Never get into an argument with a plastic surgeon.
     
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    Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.
     
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    I had an argument with a cape.
     
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    Wife: You should listen to me.
     
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    I got in to an argument with my husband I guess i lost,because he wouldn't let me ride my wheelchair.
     
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    Argument Jokes forum? She was right about that, but that still leaves her at
     
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    I tried to argue Skyrim was the best game.
     
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    Just look how well they recycle their arguments!
     
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    What do you call it when a person using glue as hair spray gets into arguments with people online who are laughing at them?
     
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    And they suddenly stopped when they saw little Timmy in the doorway.
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    I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge.
     
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    They always win with sympathy because their arguments never have a leg to stand on.
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    They were tall old trees, and usually got on quite well.
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    When their argument got heated, what did the big turd say to the little turd?
     
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    Son of a… A birch tree and a beech tree stood next to each other in the woods.
     
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    He started a new religion.
     
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    I was scanning radio stations and landed on a religious show where the host made mention of Jesus's will.
     
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    A priest, a Buddhist monk and a rabbi argue about who's the greater spiritual leader.
     
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    I've heard all the environmental activists' arguments for banning plastic products
     
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    She was picking up the straw, and saw a spider.
     
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    Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
     
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    Me and my girlfriend had an argument on a cliff
     
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    What do you call it when a person using glue as hair spray gets into arguments with people online who are laughing at them?
     
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    A Bodybuilder, a Muslim, a Buddhist monk, and an American.
     
  35. Bami

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    I counted the times I was right in arguments with my girlfriend.
     
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    She calls her husband for proof who comes and does exactly that.
     
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    She is threatening to jump out of the window if I don't divorce my wife.
     
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    You don't know anything.Forum Jokes about arguing
    Jokes about arguing.
     
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    He didn't get a fair trial.
     

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